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Eat more butter.

Eat more butter.
would you eat corn like this?
would you eat corn like this?
he was a medieval flatulist
he was a medieval flatulist
this would definitely increase productivity
this would definitely increase productivity
she wasn’t human
she wasn’t human
kind-hearted criminal
kind-hearted criminal
solid burn
solid burn
he’s a keeper
he’s a keeper
mario isn’t gonna like this one bit
mario isn’t gonna like this one bit
beautifully twimsted
beautifully twimsted
i wish i didn’t but i do
i wish i didn’t but i do
honestly one of my favorite times to drink water
honestly one of my favorite times to drink water
what is this sorcery?
what is this sorcery?
arrr matey
arrr matey
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the future of crimefighting
the future of crimefighting
I%26%238217%3Bve+seen+this+episode+of+Black+Mirror%26%238230%3B
I’ve seen this episode of Black Mirror…
Remember+remember.
Remember remember.
Wrapped+in+plastic%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+fantastic.
Wrapped in plastic, it’s fantastic.
Iceland+seems+like+a+good+place+to+maybe+have+cancer.
Iceland seems like a good place to maybe have cancer.
Join the conversation
Got+%26%238216%3Beem
Got ‘eem
Murray+does+not+care.
Murray does not care.
Spiky+contacts+used+by+morticians+to+keep+the+eyelids+of+the+dead+closed+at+funeral+viewings
Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings
This+is+my+kind+of+utopia.
This is my kind of utopia.
I+support+mermaids%2C+generally.
I support mermaids, generally.
Then+and+now+pupdates.
Then and now pupdates.
Apple+fritters+are+my+favorite.
Apple fritters are my favorite.
Promoted+to+Head+of+Security
Promoted to Head of Security