Uncanny.

Uncanny.

not a single plant in this photo

not a single plant in this photo

did you know e.t. had a last name?

did you know e.t. had a last name?

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

books are priceless treasures

books are priceless treasures

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

dramatic reading by 5 year old

dramatic reading by 5 year old

peekaboo for adults

peekaboo for adults

this man is not okay

this man is not okay

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

he can’t hear you!

he can’t hear you!

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

you might just call it a… murder investigation!

you might just call it a… murder investigation!

the world is ready to see me at my worst

the world is ready to see me at my worst