Catho-licks.

avoiding people in public is exhausting

i live at the zoo now

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

live laugh lobotomy

ode de febreeze

emotional support alligator

the “cool” police

toaster strudel frog

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

fantasy vs reality

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

purr-fect

mephisto signing off off of zoom