Life’s complex.

Life's complex.

pleadus prius

plz lemme do errands in peace

plz lemme do errands in peace

what does that make dialects

what does that make dialects

runaway aesthetic

runaway aesthetic

well that’s ominous

well that’s ominous

10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read

10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read

kelogging in

somehow, sauron returned

somehow, sauron returned

*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*

*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*

cravin the raven

cravin the raven

how many wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb

how many wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb

i cooka da pizza

i cooka da pizza

dang you’re good

dang you’re good

do what has to be done

do what has to be done

patience goes a long way

patience goes a long way