Where’s the milk?

Where's the milk?

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

realistic relationship goals

realistic relationship goals

we all know why we have gathered here today

we all know why we have gathered here today

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

what new ghosts would you like to see?

what new ghosts would you like to see?

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the makers of oreos have no chill

the makers of oreos have no chill

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

this is emperor palpatine for skillshare

this is emperor palpatine for skillshare

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

planking isn’t for everybody

planking isn’t for everybody

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently