Feeling Lucky?

I’m a slob, apparently.

I'm a slob, apparently.
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Google these days.
Google these days.
When my crush tells me he’s single.
When my crush tells me he’s single.
Be grateful for what you have.
Be grateful for what you have.
When the power goes out…
When the power goes out…
Love makes you do crazy mean things…
Love makes you do crazy mean things…
Hey can we talk?
Hey can we talk?
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
It’s not a big deal. Geeze.
It’s not a big deal. Geeze.
Hipster Doge.
Hipster Doge.
So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.
So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.
I… actually agree with her.
I… actually agree with her.
How guys are suppose to take selfies.
How guys are suppose to take selfies.
How Asian women age.
How Asian women age.
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Join the conversation
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams