Yes, because you are so unlucky.

Yes, because you are so unlucky.

modified payphone microphone

modified payphone microphone

$5 footlong furby

$5 footlong furby

when you can’t help but take everything literally

when you can’t help but take everything literally

stuck between work and the apocalypse

stuck between work and the apocalypse

charcuterie chalet

charcuterie chalet

all the freaking time!

all the freaking time!

pizza is the best medicine

pizza is the best medicine

talking is now illegal

talking is now illegal

all the king’s horses and all the king’s men

all the king’s horses and all the king’s men

it cost him everything

it cost him everything

When Harry Met Sally Memes Because Men And Women Can’t Be Platonic Friends…

When Harry Met Sally Memes Because Men And Women Can’t Be Platonic Friends…

and we just assumed we were in the matrix the whole time

and we just assumed we were in the matrix the whole time

stranded

they shouldn’t be punished for being too nice

they shouldn’t be punished for being too nice

aging with goth

aging with goth