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My startup plan.

My startup plan.
Call me a nutter…
Call me a nutter…
When you see girls like this on Instagram, remember who owns the boat.
When you see girls like this on Instagram, remember who owns the boat.
War is Hell.
War is Hell.
This man volunteers every day at my local shelter for special needs kitties.
This man volunteers every day at my local shelter for special needs kitties.
we should try it
we should try it
YOU tell him.
YOU tell him.
The order reigns true.
The order reigns true.
It could be a while…
It could be a while…
Talking to mom on the way home from my first Karate lesson.
Talking to mom on the way home from my first Karate lesson.
We have a Blue Football field. It confuses out of towners.
We have a Blue Football field. It confuses out of towners.
Can’t kick the cold brew habit.
Can’t kick the cold brew habit.
Destined for toast.
Destined for toast.
Found this downtown Seattle
Found this downtown Seattle
Welcome to Parkour Malmo
Welcome to Parkour Malmo
The dangers of marinara.
The dangers of marinara.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Join the conversation
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You