My heart.

A knocker-up could be hired to ensure that you wake up on time for work.

Beware the giants, though…

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

*prepares pokeball*

*chuckles* I’m in danger…

True to nature…

I could play this game.

Earthquakes are artists.

Moms get bored, at times.

It was worth a try, probably.

Denmark crosswalks are for the Vikings 🇩🇰

Billy is the low-tech weather all I didn’t know I needed.

Bring your kids to work day did not go well.

Record low water levels reveal waste dumped by the US in Greenland during the cold war.

You can’t even handle me, damnit.