Feeling Lucky?

Sometimes I get really bored

Sometimes I get really bored
I’d tap that…
I’d tap that…
Oh internets…
Oh internets…
Oh meme…
Oh meme…
Retirement plan?
Retirement plan?
Phallic Buzz Lightyear.
Phallic Buzz Lightyear.
Here I was paying for it…
Here I was paying for it…
It’ll be killer alright…
It’ll be killer alright…
Good answer.
Good answer.
OM NOM NOM.
OM NOM NOM.
You will never leave the house drunk again.
You will never leave the house drunk again.
Friends are like boobs.
Friends are like boobs.
Surprise!
Surprise!
How’d that work out for you?
How’d that work out for you?
Hero.
Hero.
Choosing a college major.
Choosing a college major.
in+case+it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+clear+when+you+adopted+them
in case it wasn’t clear when you adopted them
then+i%26%238217%3Bll+decide+what+to+wear+today
then i’ll decide what to wear today
french+cat+is+sorry
french cat is sorry
if+you%26%238217%3Bve+ever+been+to+or+lived+in+california+who+know+how+true+this+is
if you’ve ever been to or lived in california who know how true this is
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flies+are+such+children
flies are such children
unicorns+are+real
unicorns are real
back+seat+police+driver
back seat police driver
my+spirit+painting
my spirit painting
we+have+the+technology.+we+can+fix+him
we have the technology. we can fix him
it%26%238217%3Bs+always+sunny+on+tatooine
it’s always sunny on tatooine
baby+it%26%238217%3Bs+cold+outside
baby it’s cold outside
but+in+bear+years%26%238230%3B.
but in bear years….