Feeling Lucky?

5lbs.

5lbs.
he’s trying his best
he’s trying his best
the only smart person in any michael bay movie ever
the only smart person in any michael bay movie ever
it’s called personal space
it’s called personal space
scotland is tired of cutting twice the grass
scotland is tired of cutting twice the grass
accurate
accurate
the power of christ compels you!
the power of christ compels you!
marry me
marry me
the real wonder woman
the real wonder woman
The best uncle
The best uncle
put it back now
put it back now
free snacks!
free snacks!
oh wait, that’s just a cavity
oh wait, that’s just a cavity
always have a bird leaf ready just in case
always have a bird leaf ready just in case
start small, grow big
start small, grow big
hide your pets
hide your pets
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Join the conversation
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*