Feeling Lucky?

It was me.

It was me.
Parents are gone for the weekend…
Parents are gone for the weekend…
Truth.
Truth.
Where things go when put in a bag.
Where things go when put in a bag.
le ninja phone.
le ninja phone.
Words.
Words.
Just a little amazing.
Just a little amazing.
Okay.
Okay.
Three years later…
Three years later…
ZING!
ZING!
I want you inside me.
I want you inside me.
Srsly Theoden?
Srsly Theoden?
The copier is full of peanut butter…
The copier is full of peanut butter…
Dear Santa…
Dear Santa…
Wait a minute…
Wait a minute…
Waaaiiiittt foorrrr iiiittt.
Waaaiiiittt foorrrr iiiittt.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Join the conversation
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…