Resistance is futile.

pivot!

why are there books under the sink?

this is why you should just use the same password for everything

i bet they’re made of jelly

i want to be mad, but i also want to laugh

my next motivational poster

the diet starts tomorrow

the christmas goose is loose

well this explains a lot

it’s a thankless existence, to be sure

Dave Chappelle Memes Because Another Elon Musk Meme Gallery Is Out Of The Question

furby comes for us all eventually

my favorite part of christmas, to be honest

just one more

no one said learning new skills was supposed to be easy