Maybe next time…

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

classic carrie bradshaw

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

the math adds up

time to cry!

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

that’s a loaded question

And you give that subtle approving head nod

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

what every kid wants for christmas

send dudes, not nudes