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Some signs at my workplace.

Some signs at my workplace.
How to break his heart.
How to break his heart.
Mike didn’t even make it to the friendzone
Mike didn’t even make it to the friendzone
Pelicans are an invasive species.
Pelicans are an invasive species.
Results may vary…
Results may vary…
Glass blowing is a dangerous sport.
Glass blowing is a dangerous sport.
Goddammit Floyd, put the gun down!
Goddammit Floyd, put the gun down!
Buh… gock?
Buh… gock?
Heighth equality
Heighth equality
OG meme sharing
OG meme sharing
Defending Kitty Castle
Defending Kitty Castle
Fun for the whole family.
Fun for the whole family.
Future Magicians of America
Future Magicians of America
Okilly Dokilly
Okilly Dokilly
I’ll get the door for him on the way out.
I’ll get the door for him on the way out.
College parent/teacher conference
College parent/teacher conference
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
Join the conversation
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
good+question
good question
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me