How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Black Friday.

…and then I wasn’t afraid of the dark

You’re not really selling yourself…

The show must go on

I want cake…

Pink Poison, A New Trend Saving The Rhino

It’s just a prank, bro

As we go into this holiday season..

One and Done

I used to work retail. The apologies meant nothing to me.

Marrying young is not the end of freedom

I’m not going to lie, I tuned you out…

Charlie Brown had Franklin sitting alone on his own side of the table for Thanksgiving in a lawn chair.

It will be the best thanksgiving. With terrific people. No one loves thanksgiving more than me.

And now my day after Thanksgiving Day diet begins…