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My father is a women’s rights activist.

My father is a women's rights activist.
*nervous shuffling*
*nervous shuffling*
Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!
Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!
Dad’s first may may.
Dad’s first may may.
You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.
You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.
The masses are congealing appropriately.
The masses are congealing appropriately.
*Pspspspspsps in anticipation*
*Pspspspspsps in anticipation*
Taxi drivers are taking C-19 pretty seriously.
Taxi drivers are taking C-19 pretty seriously.
RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.
RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.
Perspective is everything.
Perspective is everything.
The Hangover, an origin story.
The Hangover, an origin story.
Watch out for certain babies, furtively.
Watch out for certain babies, furtively.
I did’Nazi that coming…
I did’Nazi that coming…
It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa
It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa
Would Tom really have been this Petty?
Would Tom really have been this Petty?
Don’t drink and drive.
Don’t drink and drive.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Join the conversation
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.