A very bookworm Christmas.

*happy Weyerhaeuser noises*

Hello youtubes…

We never saw it coming…

I approve of this body art.

This is good news, IMO.

Anthropologist Grover Krantz donated his body to science with the stipulation that his dog stay close to him. Now their bones dance forever, the curs-ed dance, exclusively at the Smithsonian.

United, should we be.

Be good to your gran.

Eat it and weep, loser

Nobody cleans up around this got dam house… – Mouse, probably.

It’s different, kid.

Photoshop for the celiac.

Fish are people, too, apparently.

When I dip you dip we dip.

Beware the oil baron.