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A letter to Santa.

A letter to Santa.
hit the gas! what could go wrong?
hit the gas! what could go wrong?
It was only a matter of time
It was only a matter of time
it’s the same person
it’s the same person
a batter way to travel
a batter way to travel
what kind of pirate are you?
what kind of pirate are you?
an important nightly routine
an important nightly routine
entitled breakfast request
entitled breakfast request
easy casting
easy casting
there must be a more effective way to protest
there must be a more effective way to protest
fathers bonding over grilling
fathers bonding over grilling
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions
stranded with no friends, just crabs
stranded with no friends, just crabs
When you tell your child that new years is special because you get toast at midnight and a new tradition is born
When you tell your child that new years is special because you get toast at midnight and a new tradition is born
This kid is going places
This kid is going places
we know what his dog did
we know what his dog did
a+new+challenger+approaches
a new challenger approaches
i+hope+they%26%238217%3Bre+proud+of+me
i hope they’re proud of me
no+amount+of+preparation+would+have+made+me+freddy+for+this
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
task+failed+successfully
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this+terrified+chair+%28chairrified%29
this terrified chair (chairrified)
when+someone+is+colon+you+out+critically
when someone is colon you out critically
even+pirates+dug+for+their+treasure
even pirates dug for their treasure
they+don%26%238217%3Bt+make+them+like+they+used+to
they don’t make them like they used to
sometimes+you+have+to+be+lazy
sometimes you have to be lazy
as+long+as+I+can+steal+their+fries%26%238230%3B
as long as I can steal their fries…
this+always+mildly+pleases+me
this always mildly pleases me
the+moment+your+brain+just+forgets+every+item+ever
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever