The meal is not over when I’m full.

first date fart

voicemails are the original podcast

*books flight to scotland*

sharks are just ocean puppies

art doesn’t always imitate life

does not go on the dating profile

house of the dragon memes to celebrate the premiere of hbo’s new got show that you’re gonna love to hate!

live laugh love

love wins

agents are on their way to your location right now

schrodinger’s baby

yee-haw!

water is the best grown up drink

new hot fashion trend

immune to yo mama jokes