Oh no… she’s talking…

[B]runch

You don’t want this, girl.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

When your mom calls you pretty.

Work smarter not harder.

Snail teeth

Perfect camouflage

Bitcoin finally explained

He’s not wrong

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Please do not actually kill people.

Drink more water.

Powdered garbage

Maine Coon papa’s