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Got this fortune today

Got this fortune today
I’m nobody.
I’m nobody.
Signs can be confusing.
Signs can be confusing.
Foot tanks.
Foot tanks.
When people ask about last years resolution…
When people ask about last years resolution…
A free hotel for ladies on their period.
A free hotel for ladies on their period.
A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.
A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.
Comparing the badness of two words.
Comparing the badness of two words.
Moisturize me!
Moisturize me!
Cardinal rules for life.
Cardinal rules for life.
When did this become hotter?!
When did this become hotter?!
Star Wars Parkour
Star Wars Parkour
I can do that…
I can do that…
My life goal.
My life goal.
All you need is the right motivation.
All you need is the right motivation.
As a gym owner this time of year.
As a gym owner this time of year.
Parents+these+days..
Parents these days..
%26%238216%3BDick+the+halls+with+balls+and+holly%26%238230%3B%26%238217%3B
‘Dick the halls with balls and holly…’
Dazzle+camouflage+used+in+WWI
Dazzle camouflage used in WWI
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
Join the conversation
The+Silence+of+the+Clarinets
The Silence of the Clarinets
Flight%2C+then+fight.
Flight, then fight.
No+parades+for+just+being+a+rational+human
No parades for just being a rational human
Squirrels+stashed+50+pounds+of+pine+cones+under+a+car+hood+in+Gaylord%2C+Michigan
Squirrels stashed 50 pounds of pine cones under a car hood in Gaylord, Michigan
All+of+the+other+reindeer%2C+used+to+laugh+and+call+him+names%26%238230%3B+Used+to.
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names… Used to.
Distributed+by+the+US+Government+during+WW2.
Distributed by the US Government during WW2.
You+underestimate+my+imagination
You underestimate my imagination
There%26%238217%3Bs+an+anime+for+everything%26%238230%3B
There’s an anime for everything…