The illustrated guide to facial hair.

The illustrated guide to facial hair.

this isn’t a toxic trait

this isn’t a toxic trait

wanna fight?

not one single set of legos

not one single set of legos

they’re just more fun

they’re just more fun

i am one with the raccoons mother

i am one with the raccoons mother

one of them is always eating plastic

one of them is always eating plastic

angles, people, angles!

angles, people, angles!

a romantic poem

a romantic poem

living my best prologue life

living my best prologue life

haunted by my own reflection

haunted by my own reflection

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

you know the drill

you know the drill

that’s just who she is

that’s just who she is

Pooh had vanquished his enemies, but at what cost?

Pooh had vanquished his enemies, but at what cost?

but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you

but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you