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My girlfriend left a note on the fridge…

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge...
tl;dr
tl;dr
People who claim to be insomniacs.
People who claim to be insomniacs.
Yo Snape.
Yo Snape.
Oh the horrors.
Oh the horrors.
Highly suspicious…
Highly suspicious…
How did the dinosaurs die?
How did the dinosaurs die?
You know what it is.
You know what it is.
To shave, or not to shave?
To shave, or not to shave?
Drunk text protection.
Drunk text protection.
What really happened…
What really happened…
Nicest thing anyone has done for me…
Nicest thing anyone has done for me…
Scarred for life.
Scarred for life.
State of emotion.
State of emotion.
Me too.
Me too.
Not cool…
Not cool…
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat
Words
Words
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
50+Shades+of+Hay
50 Shades of Hay
Join the conversation
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
Kitty+delivery%21
Kitty delivery!
3D+printer+manufacturers+nightmare
3D printer manufacturers nightmare
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!