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My emergency bracelet of choice.

My emergency bracelet of choice.
Takebacks enabled.
Takebacks enabled.
Eating spaghet like a mad man.
Eating spaghet like a mad man.
Do as I say, and what not.
Do as I say, and what not.
The President of Ireland and the First Pupper make an appearance…
The President of Ireland and the First Pupper make an appearance…
Truth in reporting, please.
Truth in reporting, please.
There’s always next year…
There’s always next year…
It fits.
It fits.
Cone them all.
Cone them all.
Yeah OK, Chick-fil-A
Yeah OK, Chick-fil-A
Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.
Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.
Charmed, I’m sure.
Charmed, I’m sure.
Kyle out there spooking the kids.
Kyle out there spooking the kids.
Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.
Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.
Bring this knife to a gunfight.
Bring this knife to a gunfight.
The original Brian.
The original Brian.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Join the conversation
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.