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I hate everything…

I hate everything...
Shampoo and conditioner.
Shampoo and conditioner.
Talking About Immature
Talking About Immature
Mmmm… Pizza
Mmmm… Pizza
Overheard at the restaurant I’m currently at…
Overheard at the restaurant I’m currently at…
Good Guy Canadian Security Officer
Good Guy Canadian Security Officer
Skeptical dogs are skeptical.
Skeptical dogs are skeptical.
It’s The Scariest Conspiracy Out There
It’s The Scariest Conspiracy Out There
Adorable seal wants to rip your hand off
Adorable seal wants to rip your hand off
The pinnacle of human evolution.
The pinnacle of human evolution.
Game Of Tumblr
Game Of Tumblr
Those Things Are Like Grenades
Those Things Are Like Grenades
I Need More Conditioner
I Need More Conditioner
Every day.
Every day.
Stop Booping My Nose, Human
Stop Booping My Nose, Human
Michael J. Fox’s autographed headshot at my favorite local restaurant
Michael J. Fox’s autographed headshot at my favorite local restaurant
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Join the conversation
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Classy.
Classy.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Obviously.
Obviously.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.