Words to live by.

when it comes to biting and dying, there’s an answer for every question

i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

how you know you’ve found the one

tell me more about this vicious carrot rumor

lord of the rings meets reddit

sneak peak of the next great children’s book

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

your driving test is all about the cones

well this is incredibly helpful information to know

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

“a man needs to feel like a man” isn’t something is actually real

writing a book during lockdown that everyone can relate to

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

how many cups of coffee do you need to get through the day?

which old game did you spend the most time playing?