How to tell if your cat wants to kill you.

How to tell if your cat wants to kill you.

Don’t have much to give during the holidays, but I hope this helps

Don’t have much to give during the holidays, but I hope this helps

Just pick a book

Just pick a book

If you visit us in England, please use the correct terminology. Here is a handy guide. The locals will appreciate it.

If you visit us in England, please use the correct terminology. Here is a handy guide. The locals will appreciate it.

And yes, they do talk to people on Earth in their free time!

And yes, they do talk to people on Earth in their free time!

Damn fiddlers

She Didn’t Sugarcoat It

She Didn’t Sugarcoat It

It has been 5 years and I still think about this guy.

It has been 5 years and I still think about this guy.

Never forget……The hummus

Never forget……The hummus

When my 10 year old asks what a VHS is while I tell a story

When my 10 year old asks what a VHS is while I tell a story

December 7, 1941

December 7, 1941

And rain is just them crying about being so heavy

And rain is just them crying about being so heavy

Lego Stephen Hawking

Lego Stephen Hawking

Trees are important

Trees are important

Female body types

Female body types

My eye contact game is on fleek

My eye contact game is on fleek