My actual zombie apocalypse.

I don’t know what I have more questions about, the perfectly posed cat in front of the painting, or the same image on a white canvas to the left

what political party is this? funny answers only

what are you buying? gas, probably…

if you see one furby then it’s already too late

goldfish royalty

Checking on the status of his next marvel contract

speaking was a bad choice

got any facts about ducks to add?

all the time

spirit airlines – fly cheap and buy your halloween costume at the same time. This is just smart business

my body is just looking out for my best interests

yep, i have no idea at all…

bdsm can stand for a number of things

does this mean peter parker and pepper potts had an affair?

I’d rather grow a beard than shave with this