Fathom the hypocrisy.

priority putting away costs an arm and a leg

it was the only option

i flip my hair back and forth

just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots

laundry animal art

the true test of a jedi master

this explains so much

the treasure at the end of the rainbow

gonna ride my cow into town for groceries, be back in a bit

no assistance needed

meal prepping made easy

time to show the world how smart i am

how about these gas prices?

funeral bouquet

bonjour