Feeling Lucky?

My girlfriend went in for surgery… I couldn’t resist.

My girlfriend went in for surgery... I couldn't resist.
Offering pizza to London marathon runners
Offering pizza to London marathon runners
Bot gets murdered.
Bot gets murdered.
*Slavic Breathing*
*Slavic Breathing*
Bug Hell
Bug Hell
But Aliens Don’t Exist.
But Aliens Don’t Exist.
Two Men
Two Men
John McCain welcomed home by President Nixon after 5 1/2 years of torture as a Vietnam POW
John McCain welcomed home by President Nixon after 5 1/2 years of torture as a Vietnam POW
Titanium changes color with different voltages
Titanium changes color with different voltages
YO ADRIAN
YO ADRIAN
Lies and statistics
Lies and statistics
When I grow up, I wanna be a kwaken!
When I grow up, I wanna be a kwaken!
Get dumped for good reason.
Get dumped for good reason.
Yo A-a-ron
Yo A-a-ron
PSA: Bats are real
PSA: Bats are real
Time Magazine Covers: February 2017, April 2018, and September 2018
Time Magazine Covers: February 2017, April 2018, and September 2018
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Join the conversation
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Classy.
Classy.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.