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Pterodactyl pee.

Pterodactyl pee.
Austerity survival guide.
Austerity survival guide.
How much does a hipster weigh?
How much does a hipster weigh?
I must go. My swing needs me.
I must go. My swing needs me.
The inventor of the TV remote.
The inventor of the TV remote.
Tea-bagging.
Tea-bagging.
I know that feel, bro.
I know that feel, bro.
How to survive a zombie apocalypse.
How to survive a zombie apocalypse.
Words.
Words.
You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.
You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.
Bread! Bread everywhere!
Bread! Bread everywhere!
You keep using that word.
You keep using that word.
I don’t know what’s more awkward…
I don’t know what’s more awkward…
When a cute person says you’re cute.
When a cute person says you’re cute.
How women flirt.
How women flirt.
What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.
What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Classy.
Classy.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Join the conversation
Obviously.
Obviously.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…