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…brains.

...brains.
pried pride
pried pride
hell in a [brain]cell
hell in a [brain]cell
confident catfurdant
confident catfurdant
what will they think of next
what will they think of next
10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read
10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read
take a chance on thee
take a chance on thee
paraprosdokian prose
paraprosdokian prose
dang you’re good
dang you’re good
the acrocalypse
the acrocalypse
somehow, sauron returned
somehow, sauron returned
runaway aesthetic
runaway aesthetic
*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*
*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*
just in case you need to know
just in case you need to know
plz lemme do errands in peace
plz lemme do errands in peace
i waste so much time
i waste so much time
Never+Use+Euphemisms
Never Use Euphemisms
Do+you+even+work+here%3F
Do you even work here?
Jesus+Is+So+Nice
Jesus Is So Nice
%26quot%3BYou+made+the+mess%2C+you+clean+it+up.%26quot%3B
"You made the mess, you clean it up."
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Is+he+gone%3F
Is he gone?
Civil+disobedience+at+its+best%2C+1950
Civil disobedience at its best, 1950
How+not+to+drown%2C+explained+by+the+US+Navy+SEALS.
How not to drown, explained by the US Navy SEALS.
In+Norwegian%26%238230%3B
In Norwegian…
Barbie+and+the+Magical+Race+Against+Thermodynamic+Entropy
Barbie and the Magical Race Against Thermodynamic Entropy
A+fully+robotic+bar+in+Italy.
A fully robotic bar in Italy.
Meanwhile+at+a+job+interview
Meanwhile at a job interview
Too+soon.
Too soon.