Most important decision of your life.

nothing like a cup of bird in the morning to help wake you up

best i can do is 50 percent of everything

mcu post credit one shots have a theme

titanic on vhs gave you a built in intermission

playground built by acme

when the person in front of you knows they’re a bad driver and have no intention of changing

are you not entertained?

let them know how you really feel

what an ass

gel shoes are a fashion trend that really doesn’t need to come back

what box?

be free!

this is what’s called a pro gamer move

emotional life hack

The reaction to cracker barrel adding vegan options to the menu has not gone well…