Most important decision of your life.

Public Service Announcement:

Ubër hazard pay…

The Pomeranian stole my pot.

Ohhh she must not speak English, probably.

I could trip in the shower here.

The ability to multi-task is a learned skill.

Baby lynx paws are intentionally not proportional to their bods.

The gentrification of Sesame Street’s viewership is reflected in the evolution of the set.

One beach closed due to C-19…

Programmable doge.

Interviewer: what’s your fav part of the trabajo? Officer: def the choking.

Internet good.

Japan has a sign language Starbucks, apparently.

A trash can in Tulsa, OK.

It is essential to the training process, you know…