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That’s one way to wake yourself up…

That's one way to wake yourself up...
Barista FTW.
Barista FTW.
I never run with scissors…
I never run with scissors…
Gatonovela.
Gatonovela.
Forever alone?
Forever alone?
So let me get this straight…
So let me get this straight…
Mom, please!?
Mom, please!?
Pope logic.
Pope logic.
Meow meow meow!
Meow meow meow!
Childhood defined.
Childhood defined.
Scumbag puppy.
Scumbag puppy.
I eated peanut butter…
I eated peanut butter…
The cat made this look easy!
The cat made this look easy!
Showering at a friend’s house…
Showering at a friend’s house…
How to parent.
How to parent.
Mother of apocalypses!
Mother of apocalypses!
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Join the conversation
Obviously.
Obviously.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
No+shame.
No shame.
Classy.
Classy.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.