Don’t just stand there! Halp!

Don't just stand there! Halp!

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

birds aren’t real so it doesn’t matter anyway

birds aren’t real so it doesn’t matter anyway

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

this is how many sides a circle has

this is how many sides a circle has

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway