Feeling Lucky?

Look at this dog.

Look at this dog.
Sometimes…
Sometimes…
Villain in training.
Villain in training.
Mmmm…
Mmmm…
DISCLAIMER.
DISCLAIMER.
Does not compute…
Does not compute…
Kids these days…
Kids these days…
Just realized…
Just realized…
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Words.
Words.
I love the crap out of unicorns…
I love the crap out of unicorns…
How to break-up.
How to break-up.
That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when…
One does not simply eat one cookie.
One does not simply eat one cookie.
I just don’t care.
I just don’t care.
In an alternate universe…
In an alternate universe…
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat
Join the conversation
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.