Thanks for the ride, mom.

Thanks for the ride, mom.

That Anti-Vax epidemiologist…

That Anti-Vax epidemiologist…

I am the photographer now.

I am the photographer now.

Clown life.

Welcome to Work

Welcome to Work

The smallest danger noodles will murder your family.

The smallest danger noodles will murder your family.

A literal interpretation

A literal interpretation

Impossible standards

Impossible standards

Tattoos have to be meaningful.

Tattoos have to be meaningful.

Airplane etiquette. Follow it or get dragged off the plane.

Airplane etiquette. Follow it or get dragged off the plane.

Would you like some fry oil with that burn?

Would you like some fry oil with that burn?

Pregnancy test blue and other crayon colors

Pregnancy test blue and other crayon colors

Do you even bubble vape?

Do you even bubble vape?

Pointe du Hoc, pocked by D-Day bombardment.

Pointe du Hoc, pocked by D-Day bombardment.

How much toast could a toaster toast

How much toast could a toaster toast

9-1-1 E M E R G E N C Y BOYE

9-1-1 E M E R G E N C Y BOYE