Feeling Lucky?

Have you seen my going-out monocle?

Have you seen my going-out monocle?
negotiate how to get fire, more likely
negotiate how to get fire, more likely
try and read this correctly on the first try
try and read this correctly on the first try
the bird added a little salt there
the bird added a little salt there
what is this math you speak of?
what is this math you speak of?
the perfect response
the perfect response
What is the name of this masterpiece?
What is the name of this masterpiece?
hold your friend
hold your friend
it’s gone forever
it’s gone forever
well, this just got awkward
well, this just got awkward
only in australia
only in australia
Jeff Bezos is the new dr. evil
Jeff Bezos is the new dr. evil
Anyone got a wig they can spare?
Anyone got a wig they can spare?
he made his choices, now he must live with those choices
he made his choices, now he must live with those choices
with my fish
with my fish
what matter is they end up in hell!
what matter is they end up in hell!
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
No+shame.
No shame.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Hands.
Hands.
Join the conversation
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Obviously.
Obviously.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!