I don’t trust joggers…

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

the moment your realize you might be a mouse

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

it’s okay to stare

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

looks like apples are off the menu for anti-vaxxers!

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing