The existence of coffee…

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell