I’m trying to insure my Death Star…

I'm trying to insure my Death Star...

I guess you don’t need this medicine, then…

I guess you don’t need this medicine, then…

The truth about optimism.

The truth about optimism.

I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.

I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.

Anti-joke chicken strikes again.

Anti-joke chicken strikes again.

Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…

Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…

Lousy Zazu.

Just Thanksgiving at grandma’s… Wait what?!

Just Thanksgiving at grandma’s… Wait what?!

Cookie Monster!

Cookie Monster!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

Fish tank.

Stan the nervous horse.

Stan the nervous horse.

Cat lift.

Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.

Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.

Know your role.

Know your role.

If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…

If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…