Before our white brothers arrived…

Got the cold foot

Kenneth, a word?

2016: ¯\_(-_-)_/

As an American watching British television

"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."

I can’t believe I’ve done this.

No country for me

Frog Creates a Canal to Save it’s Babies

The Miami Zoo’s flamingoes’ temporary shelter during Hurricane Andrew 20 years ago today

You will be okey buddy…

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.

I’m working with idiots

Geneception

The perfect crime!