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1st grade proverbs.

1st grade proverbs.
When you get your first cold of the year…
When you get your first cold of the year…
Bless you, child.
Bless you, child.
War is hell.
War is hell.
Uranus is sick of your shit…
Uranus is sick of your shit…
We must moove the milk…
We must moove the milk…
*eats kale; never forgets*
*eats kale; never forgets*
Flashlight found in a county prison.
Flashlight found in a county prison.
Honestly, calm down.
Honestly, calm down.
It gets the long sleep tonight… – Cat, probably.
It gets the long sleep tonight… – Cat, probably.
What a deal.
What a deal.
The U.S. Military used inflatable Tanks to trick the Nazis during WWII
The U.S. Military used inflatable Tanks to trick the Nazis during WWII
He’s a little ☺️
He’s a little ☺️
Germany loves vertebrates.
Germany loves vertebrates.
Answering life’s hardest questions…
Answering life’s hardest questions…
There are Unicorns among us…
There are Unicorns among us…
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Join the conversation
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
good+question
good question
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me