I think a koala just hit on me…

the first human robot baby hybrid is adorable

the reason you don’t always have to be the bigger person

technically she’s not entirely wrong here

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

welcome to holocene park – directed by steven spielberg

name this movie about a girl and horse

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

phrasing matters

is there no end to their destruction?

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large