This is what happens when your daughter watches twilight…

This is what happens when your daughter watches twilight...

Store owner being a decent human.

Store owner being a decent human.

Xi would like to know you location.

Xi would like to know you location.

A very nerdy advent calender.

A very nerdy advent calender.

Nab the children, if the opportunity arises.

Nab the children, if the opportunity arises.

You win again, darling.

You win again, darling.

Michelle Obama is not entertained getting vaccinated against the Coronavirus

Michelle Obama is not entertained getting vaccinated against the Coronavirus

Professional, if you ask me.

Professional, if you ask me.

I could work from home indefinitely here.

I could work from home indefinitely here.

I am aware of the effect I have on women…

I am aware of the effect I have on women…

What do you see when you read?

What do you see when you read?

Won’t somebody think of the zero gravity pooh particles?

Won’t somebody think of the zero gravity pooh particles?

Bonus cronch

Guardian of the garden.

Guardian of the garden.

Always medicate your sheep, PRN.

Always medicate your sheep, PRN.

And my tax dollar

And my tax dollar