I don’t even give a bother.

parenting done right

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

interesting interpretation

and the cat never returned

modest zombies

the safest way to travel my ass

I’m fine

you can se the spite in its eyes

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

does anyone object?

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

natty and noods: the deal of the century

a jazzy mission

skank across america