Swagger. I has it.

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

whoa – an 82 year old monk died without ever having see a woman in his life

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

Chumbawumba for life alert and other entertainment themed memes!

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this