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A Valentine’s day poem.

Should you eat that bacon?
Should you eat that bacon?
In Korea, streets clean themselves.
In Korea, streets clean themselves.
Words.
Words.
Day == ruined.
Day == ruined.
What a tool!
What a tool!
Patience.
Patience.
Let’s be honest…
Let’s be honest…
Play dead!
Play dead!
Hairy celebrities.
Hairy celebrities.
Wut?!
Wut?!
I drink dis.
I drink dis.
Grandmas…
Grandmas…
How I passed chemistry.
How I passed chemistry.
Squirrelex.
Squirrelex.
Son, you’re a time traveler…
Son, you’re a time traveler…
left+swipe
left swipe
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
Join the conversation
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
good+question
good question
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.