Feeling Lucky?

Oh, you don’t want these eggs?

Oh, you don't want these eggs?
Prove awesomeness.
Prove awesomeness.
I don’ts sees it.
I don’ts sees it.
You know you do this too…
You know you do this too…
Oh sorry! I’m really busy…
Oh sorry! I’m really busy…
Curse you brain!
Curse you brain!
Invisible crack pipe.
Invisible crack pipe.
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF!
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF!
Ladies…
Ladies…
How many apples grow on a tree?
How many apples grow on a tree?
Discuss.
Discuss.
How to prank your friends.
How to prank your friends.
Deal breaker.
Deal breaker.
All the people who want to date you.
All the people who want to date you.
The dead version of you is so much better.
The dead version of you is so much better.
Other uses for candy corn.
Other uses for candy corn.
Just+say+no+to+pipe-weed
Just say no to pipe-weed
Home.
Home.
I+would+watch+this+sitcom.
I would watch this sitcom.
How+the+mRNA+vaccine+works%2C+basically.
How the mRNA vaccine works, basically.
Join the conversation
What+a+neat+perspective.
What a neat perspective.
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+teats+collide.
This is what it’s like when teats collide.
Enjoy+intermittent+comf.
Enjoy intermittent comf.
OM+NOM+NOM
OM NOM NOM
Written+in+stone%5Bs%5D
Written in stone[s]
I%26%238217%3Bll+take+ten%2C+thanks.
I’ll take ten, thanks.
Octopie+are+not+pets.
Octopie are not pets.
On+my+way%21
On my way!